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You're a real alien?
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And now that you know,
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I have to kill
either you or Roger.
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Wait, no one has to die.
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I'll just go back
to my home planet.
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Jeff, come here, honey.
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Aah! No! Hayley!
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Jeff!
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No!
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Are you up there, Jeff?
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Are you even still alive?
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Sync and corrections by honeybunny
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MALE:
Mr. Fischer?
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Where am I?
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Where?
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On the floor.
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(laughter)
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I'm not supposed to be
on this spaceship.
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I need to get back to my wife!
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God, talk much about yourself?
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I'm-I'm sorry.
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Yeah, well you should be.
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Anyway, hi, I'm Foster,
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head of the Emperor's
Elite Guard.
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Come on, let's have a
look-see around the ship.
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Welcome to Slave City.
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This is where we keep
all of the prisoners
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we've abducted from
across the galaxy.
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But you're gonna take me
back to Earth, right?
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Yeah, this isn't that
kind of slave ship, Jeff.
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Where you get to
do things you want.
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(blowing haunting tune)
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(sobbing)
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Hey, don't look so glum.
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All the slaves serve
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a very important
purpose on this ship.
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In the upper levels,
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where you'll work to
serve our every desire.
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Hey,
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another human.
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Suck you clean for a dollar.
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(screams)
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(gentle music plays)
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(kissing noise)
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(bell dings)
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So this ship
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is just one big shopping mall?
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Exactly.
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You see, every time Emperor
Zing visits a new planet,
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he picks his favorite
shop or restaurant
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then replicates it here.
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Want to guess what he considers
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to be Earth's greatest
contribution?
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Because that's where
you'll be working.
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Falafel?
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Close, shawarmas.
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How weird is that?
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He was like so close.
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Look, you got to make sure
you leave enough room
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for cucumbers and tahini, okay?
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Are you listening to me?
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I'm sorry, it's just that...
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Well, you're Sinbad.
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Yeah, I know, so what?
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Wow, so this is where you've
been for the last 15 years.
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What?
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I just got here two months ago.
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Oh, sorry.
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He's on a spree, he's on
a spree, he's on a spree,
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he's on a spree, he's on a
spree, he's on a spree...
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Oh, no, no, no, man,
Emperor's on a shopping spree.
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Quick, quick, quick, look busy!
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Don't look him in the eye.
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Three shawarmas, Earthlings,
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and don't skimp on the tahini.
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This is my treat today, guys.
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Seriously,
put your wallets away.
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You're gonna love this.
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Emperor, please,
let me go home.
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I miss my wife.
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I love her so much.
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Love? Ha!
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There's no such thing as love.
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It's just a pathetic notion
that you lesser life forms
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cling to so you don't feel
so alone.
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That's not true.
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The love I have
for Hayley is real!
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(buzzing, screams)
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Do not challenge your emperor.
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Or put so much ice
in the drinks.
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It already comes out cold.
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You're just ripping people off.
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Come on, gals.
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Oh, man, I'm never going home.
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Oh, man, you know, you
probably feel like I did
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when I found out they weren't
gonna do Houseguest 2.
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It's rough in the
beginning, man.
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But you know what,
it gets worse, yeah.
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And then you got to live
in your car for a while.
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And that's a trip.
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And you got to get
used to living outside,
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then you got homeless
folks punching your face.
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You know, you know,
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I might not be the right
guy to help you here, man.
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On the house.
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Thanks, lady.
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That ain't no lady, brother.
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Look, she's not even human.
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She's a shape-shifter.
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She's super horny.
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She's hornier than
Kadeem Hardison.
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I'm talking when his glasses
were flipped up.
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I get off a little later,
if you want to...
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get off with me.
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No thanks, I'm married.
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Did you say you were married?!
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Leave us alone, Phil.
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Okay, but would you say
you're in love?
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Oh, yeah, big time.
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Go on, man, get out of here.
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What did I say
about boundaries, Phil?
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But the kid says he's in love.
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He should exercise his right
and take the test.
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I told you step off!
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My contact!
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Well, wait a minute, what test?
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Yo, don't worry about it, man.
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Just forget it.
Sinbad...
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Look, if you can prove that
when the aliens abducted you,
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they separated you
from your true love,
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well, then they have to
take you back to Earth.
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That's great,
'cause I am in love.
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Well, a lot of us thought
we were in love, too.
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And when you fail
the emperor's test,
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they do this.
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(gasps)
Uh-huh.
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They make you smooth.
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And I'm not alone.
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We all lost.
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Some of us lost less
than others.
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You guys just never saw it
from the right angle.
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But the love Hayley
and I have is real.
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I know it is.
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I'm going for it.
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I'm taking the test.
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(cheering)
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Um, I ordered a beer.
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I think this is a cider?
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Jeff, I'm begging you, man.
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Please, man,
don't go out there.
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Look, no one has ever passed
the test of true love.
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The emperor has a fish tank
filled with our junk.
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That thing is just swimming
with junk.
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Listen, Sinbad, I love my wife.
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I'm gonna go prove it,
and then I'm gonna go home.
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(cheering)
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(applause)
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Jeff Fischer,
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you insist you have a right
to be returned safely to Earth.
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On what grounds do you base
this preposterous notion?
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Um, on the grounds
that when you guys abducted me,
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you separated me from true love.
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Are you willing to take
the test to prove it?
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I am.
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Well, okay then,
let's wake up...
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the Majestic!
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(cheering, whistling)
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W-Wait, what?
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Well, how do you think
this test works?
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I didn't know
what to think, man!
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Well, Jeff, our test involves
a creature called the Majestic,
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which delves into your memories
of alleged love
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and displays them
for all to see.
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(evil laughter)
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(Wax Fang's "Majestic"
begins playing)
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And now to help us wake up
the Majestic,
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The Summoner.
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(applause)
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A sight for sore eyes
to the blind
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Would be awful majestic
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It would be
the most beautiful thing
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That they ever had seen
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It would cause such surprise
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It would make all
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Of their minds electric
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How could anyone tell them
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That some things
are not what they seem?
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In such disbelief
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I thought I was asleep
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When I met you
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My heart liquefied
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And I sighed,
"Oh, this must be a dream"
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If I forget to set the alarm
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And sleep
on through the dawn
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Don't remind me
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I'd rather be dreaming
201
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Of someone
than living alone
202
00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:03,541
(instrumental interlude)
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00:10:36,324 --> 00:10:39,193
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00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:42,429
If you're searching the lines
for a point
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Well, you've probably
missed it
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00:10:47,936 --> 00:10:51,956
There was never
anything there
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In the first place.
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00:10:57,546 --> 00:10:59,380
(melodic whistling)
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00:11:03,685 --> 00:11:05,503
(music fades)
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00:11:05,537 --> 00:11:07,638
You call that love?
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00:11:07,672 --> 00:11:09,540
All we saw were examples of you
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00:11:09,574 --> 00:11:12,326
being a selfish,
inconsiderate jerk.
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00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,662
You fail.
214
00:11:14,696 --> 00:11:16,664
(cheering)
215
00:11:16,698 --> 00:11:18,082
No, no!
216
00:11:18,116 --> 00:11:19,366
I can love her better.
217
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,451
I can. I can.
218
00:11:20,502 --> 00:11:22,069
Please, please,
just let me go home.
219
00:11:22,087 --> 00:11:24,622
I'm sorry, Jeff,
we can't do that.
220
00:11:24,673 --> 00:11:26,373
And you know the deal.
221
00:11:26,407 --> 00:11:28,242
If you can't prove the love,
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00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:30,845
you lose your tools for love.
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00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:33,164
(cheering)
224
00:11:33,198 --> 00:11:35,866
See you tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.
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00:11:35,901 --> 00:11:39,419
for your smoothening,
Mr. Fischer.
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00:11:39,438 --> 00:11:41,388
Oh, man,
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00:11:41,422 --> 00:11:44,775
I'm so not a morning person.
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00:11:47,779 --> 00:11:50,931
I thought I loved her.
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00:11:50,966 --> 00:11:52,983
But those memories...
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they all happened.
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00:11:54,903 --> 00:11:57,805
I guess I deserve
to be smoothed.
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00:11:57,839 --> 00:12:01,776
Well, you still have one
night before they, you know,
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00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:04,361
make the front of your
underwear roomier.
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00:12:04,396 --> 00:12:07,398
And I've never been
with a human before.
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00:12:07,432 --> 00:12:09,633
Sorry, I'm not really
in the mood.
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00:12:09,668 --> 00:12:11,202
Oh, come on.
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00:12:11,236 --> 00:12:14,472
Let's give your little
friend a going away party.
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00:12:14,506 --> 00:12:18,008
I can be anyone you want.
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00:12:19,861 --> 00:12:22,096
This way it's not even cheating.
240
00:12:22,130 --> 00:12:24,799
Whoa, you look just like her.
241
00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,935
Oh, God, I miss you so much.
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00:12:35,977 --> 00:12:38,179
A sight for sore eyes...
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00:12:38,213 --> 00:12:41,348
Sorry, that's real
popular here.
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00:12:41,383 --> 00:12:43,384
(smooth jazz playing)
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00:12:44,553 --> 00:12:46,387
(moans)
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00:12:46,421 --> 00:12:47,488
I-I don't know.
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00:12:47,522 --> 00:12:48,656
I-I'm sorry.
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00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:50,424
Your wife is a
million miles away
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00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,459
and you still don't
want to hit this?
250
00:12:52,494 --> 00:12:55,262
I mean, come on,
I'm exactly like her.
251
00:12:55,297 --> 00:12:57,298
You look like her,
but you're not her.
252
00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:01,468
I mean, I didn't learn
to read for you,
253
00:13:01,503 --> 00:13:03,771
or stop eating
my scabs for you,
254
00:13:03,805 --> 00:13:06,724
or start to pee sitting down
so I wouldn't wake you up.
255
00:13:06,775 --> 00:13:10,144
You did all those
things for her?
256
00:13:10,178 --> 00:13:11,378
Yeah.
257
00:13:11,413 --> 00:13:12,746
Yeah, I did.
258
00:13:12,781 --> 00:13:14,582
Where were those memories?
259
00:13:14,616 --> 00:13:16,951
The Majestic
only showed the bad times.
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00:13:16,985 --> 00:13:18,685
But why?
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00:13:18,703 --> 00:13:21,155
Wait a minute, if I can just
climb down to the Majestic,
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00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:22,389
I can talk to him.
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00:13:22,424 --> 00:13:24,441
It's my only chance
to get some answers
264
00:13:24,476 --> 00:13:26,026
and maybe even
get off this ship.
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00:13:26,061 --> 00:13:27,595
Jeff, that's crazy.
266
00:13:27,629 --> 00:13:29,597
That creature could kill you.
267
00:13:30,699 --> 00:13:32,499
(liquid sloshing)
268
00:13:32,534 --> 00:13:35,603
Hey, can you turn into
a giant pickle
269
00:13:35,637 --> 00:13:37,504
with girly parts?
270
00:13:37,539 --> 00:13:39,006
You're drunk, Toby.
271
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,009
I'm sad, you (bleep) bitch.
272
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:44,595
(sobbing)
273
00:13:49,234 --> 00:13:51,418
This is a bad idea, man.
274
00:13:51,453 --> 00:13:53,587
Who knows what that
thing'll do to you?
275
00:13:53,622 --> 00:13:55,139
Well, I'm about to find out.
276
00:13:55,173 --> 00:13:56,307
Jeff, wait.
277
00:13:56,341 --> 00:13:57,691
I'm done waiting.
278
00:13:57,725 --> 00:13:59,577
But I didn't tie this off.
279
00:13:59,611 --> 00:14:03,097
(screaming)
280
00:14:03,131 --> 00:14:04,999
The key is to roll
when you land!
281
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,734
I know what I'm talking about!
282
00:14:06,768 --> 00:14:09,536
I did my own stunts
in Good Burger!
283
00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,567
(screaming)
284
00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:19,586
(grunts)
285
00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:24,474
I wasn't expecting visitors.
286
00:14:24,509 --> 00:14:26,860
You're the Majestic.
287
00:14:26,894 --> 00:14:28,996
(screams)
288
00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,597
The ship's sewage.
289
00:14:30,632 --> 00:14:32,082
Gross to you maybe,
290
00:14:32,116 --> 00:14:35,919
but full of nutrients that I
simply cannot live without.
291
00:14:35,953 --> 00:14:37,204
(slurping)
292
00:14:37,238 --> 00:14:38,839
My memories--
293
00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:40,707
you only showed the bad ones.
294
00:14:40,742 --> 00:14:42,259
Do you hate me?
295
00:14:42,293 --> 00:14:43,894
You must hate me.
296
00:14:43,928 --> 00:14:46,079
Emperor Zing said he'd
blow me into space
297
00:14:46,114 --> 00:14:47,614
if I showed the good ones.
298
00:14:47,649 --> 00:14:50,917
Oh, what you must think of me!
299
00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:54,488
(sobbing)
300
00:14:54,522 --> 00:14:56,156
It's okay.
301
00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:57,841
I know what the emperor
can be like,
302
00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:58,992
and I forgive you.
303
00:14:59,027 --> 00:15:01,728
He wasn't such a bad guy,
304
00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:03,747
you know... before.
305
00:15:03,781 --> 00:15:04,915
Before?
306
00:15:04,949 --> 00:15:07,884
Why, before the heartbreak.
307
00:15:07,919 --> 00:15:09,886
Emperor Zing was in love?
308
00:15:09,921 --> 00:15:11,521
Oh, yes.
309
00:15:11,556 --> 00:15:13,807
Thought he'd met "the one,"
310
00:15:13,858 --> 00:15:16,259
but then he got dumped,
311
00:15:16,277 --> 00:15:19,062
and it devastated him
so completely
312
00:15:19,096 --> 00:15:21,931
he vowed to never love again.
313
00:15:21,949 --> 00:15:24,434
But the pain still remained,
314
00:15:24,452 --> 00:15:26,286
so he started shopping.
315
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,155
Compulsively.
316
00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:29,990
That's why this ship's a mall.
317
00:15:30,024 --> 00:15:32,125
That's exactly right, Jeff.
318
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,529
And when buying stuff
didn't cure what ailed him,
319
00:15:35,563 --> 00:15:38,248
he decided to wage a war
320
00:15:38,282 --> 00:15:40,434
against love.
321
00:15:40,468 --> 00:15:45,172
And that's why he won't let
me show any good memories.
322
00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:47,908
Majestic, we've got
to let everyone know.
323
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:51,128
Once they realize the truth,
it's sure to spark a rebellion.
324
00:15:51,162 --> 00:15:54,464
Oh, my God, we're
really gonna do it.
325
00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:57,000
What a quick turn for
me, but I love it.
326
00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:58,101
Great!
327
00:15:58,136 --> 00:16:00,003
Oh, hey, but first,
do you have a bathroom?
328
00:16:00,037 --> 00:16:01,905
I got to go number two.
329
00:16:02,907 --> 00:16:04,141
Oh, sorry.
330
00:16:04,175 --> 00:16:05,776
Too crass?
331
00:16:08,813 --> 00:16:10,814
(cheering)
332
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,527
Oh, thank you.
333
00:16:23,561 --> 00:16:25,662
Those boxers were not clean.
334
00:16:25,696 --> 00:16:27,230
(gasps):
The shape-shifter!
335
00:16:27,265 --> 00:16:28,315
(grunts)
336
00:16:28,349 --> 00:16:30,267
(screaming)
337
00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:32,285
(grunts)
338
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,387
Hwah!
339
00:16:34,422 --> 00:16:37,057
Guards, find Jeff Fischer.
340
00:16:37,108 --> 00:16:38,291
I'm right here, dude.
341
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:40,961
(gasping)
342
00:16:40,995 --> 00:16:43,897
The emperor's been lying
to you all!
343
00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:46,133
True love does exist.
344
00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,501
He's just been hiding it.
345
00:16:47,535 --> 00:16:48,935
Show them, Maj!
346
00:16:51,305 --> 00:16:52,939
347
00:17:25,506 --> 00:17:27,073
He's getting away.
348
00:17:27,108 --> 00:17:28,492
Kill him!
349
00:17:35,366 --> 00:17:37,133
There's the escape pod.
350
00:17:41,305 --> 00:17:44,191
Oh, looks like we got
some customers, Jeff.
351
00:17:44,225 --> 00:17:45,592
You boys come
for some shawarma?
352
00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:46,860
Come on, get it.
353
00:17:46,894 --> 00:17:49,095
(war cry)
354
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:52,716
(crowd clamoring)
355
00:17:54,519 --> 00:17:56,553
MAJESTIC:
There is love in the world.
356
00:17:56,587 --> 00:17:58,722
And you should know.
357
00:17:58,756 --> 00:18:00,924
'Cause you had it!
358
00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:06,062
(screaming)
359
00:18:11,869 --> 00:18:14,304
You know, I was thinking
this weekend
360
00:18:14,338 --> 00:18:16,206
we could go out
with Derek and Tommy.
361
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,374
What do you think?
362
00:18:17,408 --> 00:18:18,875
Honey?
363
00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:21,778
Hello?
364
00:18:23,247 --> 00:18:25,448
(moaning)
365
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:26,716
Roger?
366
00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:28,385
Oh, my God, okay, wow.
367
00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:30,520
Can we please be grown-ups
about this?
368
00:18:30,555 --> 00:18:33,056
Because I can't.
369
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:35,692
(sobbing)
370
00:18:35,726 --> 00:18:38,495
You got your heart broken.
371
00:18:38,529 --> 00:18:41,698
That's why you told us
there's no such thing as love.
372
00:18:41,732 --> 00:18:44,234
You lied to us!
373
00:18:44,268 --> 00:18:46,269
(booing)
374
00:18:58,015 --> 00:18:59,849
(driving upbeat music plays)
375
00:19:08,276 --> 00:19:10,994
(gentle melody plays)
376
00:19:11,028 --> 00:19:13,663
(driving upbeat music plays)
377
00:19:14,782 --> 00:19:16,783
(grunting)
378
00:19:18,102 --> 00:19:20,169
(gentle melody plays)
379
00:19:20,187 --> 00:19:22,439
(driving upbeat music plays)
Go on, man, get in.
380
00:19:22,473 --> 00:19:23,723
I'll hold them off.
381
00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,141
I'm not leaving you out here.
382
00:19:25,175 --> 00:19:26,526
There's too many of them, man.
383
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,844
It's the only way.
384
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,063
Sorry, that's just
not my style.
385
00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:31,481
(groans)
386
00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:33,350
Aah, my ear! Ow!
387
00:19:33,384 --> 00:19:34,918
Go on, man, get out of here.
388
00:19:34,952 --> 00:19:36,286
You sure? Because I think
389
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,320
I could be a big help.
390
00:19:37,354 --> 00:19:38,655
(screams)
391
00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,090
Just go!
392
00:19:40,124 --> 00:19:41,558
And be known as the guy
393
00:19:41,592 --> 00:19:43,259
who left
his number one space bud?
394
00:19:43,294 --> 00:19:44,427
I don't think so.
395
00:19:44,462 --> 00:19:45,779
(yells)
396
00:19:45,813 --> 00:19:47,130
Please!
397
00:19:47,164 --> 00:19:49,633
I cannot afford to keep
paying attention to you.
398
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,001
But...
(screams)
399
00:19:51,035 --> 00:19:52,919
Got it.
400
00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:54,654
Hurry, Sinbad!
401
00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:56,339
Huh? (gurgles)
402
00:19:56,374 --> 00:19:57,590
No!
403
00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:02,145
Jeff, when you get to Earth,
404
00:20:02,179 --> 00:20:04,214
do me this one last solid.
405
00:20:04,248 --> 00:20:05,682
Anything, Sinbad.
406
00:20:05,716 --> 00:20:08,284
Clear my...
407
00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:10,286
Internet browser history.
408
00:20:10,321 --> 00:20:12,455
(groans)
409
00:20:18,062 --> 00:20:20,964
(explosions)
410
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,925
(sobbing)
411
00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:40,517
I'm coming home, babe.
412
00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:41,801
I'm coming home.
413
00:20:41,852 --> 00:20:43,770
GPS VOICE:
What is your destination?
414
00:20:43,804 --> 00:20:46,255
Take me to Earth
so I can be with my beloved.
415
00:20:46,273 --> 00:20:49,559
There are
over 47,000 known earths.
416
00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:51,361
Oh, no.
417
00:20:51,395 --> 00:20:53,980
Start with the first one,
I guess.
418
00:20:54,031 --> 00:21:04,686
Sync and corrections by honeybunny